Entries for the ‘Nicknames’ Category

Dear people of earth, we installed laser guns on your toilet seats and activation shall commence in 5.. 4.. 3..

This must be my all-time favourite nickname. An inspiration from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and War of the Worlds.

Make way for the world traveller

My dream is to travel the world. I shall experience the culture and the life of the locals. I shall travel alone: no annoying people telling me that they want to live in luxury hotels instead of budget inns, no shop-a-holics who wants to go shopping in each place they visit. An adventure for me would be to go pick pineapples with the locals, try food which I’ve never tasted before (with reason, of course… none of those live squids in South Korea….